Cast of characters:
Me = P
Schnap = S
P: I’m going to lay this quilt top out now on the lawn so I can take a picture. Stay off of it, okay?
S: Why? I just want to be helpful. See? I’ll just hold this little bit down for you.
P: Stay off the quilt for just a minute.
S: I can’t hear you.
P: Get off the quilt!
S: See? I’m holding this end down. See what happened to the other side? Told you!
We have decided to postpone the conversation about borders for another time.